The Benders doily show is now over.
I heard something like this from Lisa as she delivered my doilies to me:
Um, I have all your doilies but ... um ... well ... there was a minor mishap with your small penis prayer flags. Seems the bar hosted an evening of jello fights and ... well ... the pieces got gooed up a bit with jello stains. They've offered to pay for your piece.
Me: Are you kidding? I want the sticky evidence for a good story!
And there you have it.
