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I've got balls!

101thePackage.jpgWell, actually, my friend K had balls. Then he gave them to me and asked me if I'd crochet a scrotum for them.

Sure, K-nut, no problem. I'll crochet you a scrotum. I do this all the time for my friends.


flaccid poly-blend strap-on

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crochetStrapon.gif ok then. check that one off my list.  someone's already done it.

make your own intestine tea cozy

intestineTeaCozy-02.jpgtoday I will make an intestine tea cozy with C, the teapot owner at an Italian cafe.

it will be lovely, starting off with gorgeous orange yarns and ending up with a special creation to keep the spout warm.

how to join us and more here

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valentines day garden

I had some very special items pop up in my garden this valentine's day.

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kinda like the venus flytrap - handHoldingCrochet-03.jpgwatch

that tall purple one grew out of 100% cotton and is fully functional as a dish scrubber.

I'm considering submitting these to the Crocheted Heart Challenge.

the urinal . . . in crochet

flush us away, Nathan!  this is excellent!

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yes, it's a crocheted urinal, complete with pink sanitizer inside. check Nathan Vincent's website to see that and more pics.
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holey whities, Nathan!

perfectly chosen complimentary frilly border to the possibly rising action underneath maybe?  I would love to see a version with a slit in the filet crochet.

I sent an email message to a friend before posting this and I entitled it "male crochet...". she responded saying she wondered if it was going to be a link to someone using his penis as a crochet hook. any takers?! you know the world needs this. oh yes it does!

the "u" of ...

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my latest doily project:

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three guesses as to who this is a tribute to.  no, make that one guess.

and if you were doing this and someone asked you what letter you were on, what would you have said?

a friend who knows I've been working on this for many months asked me as we were driving.  as ordinarily as I've ever heard myself say that word, I said, "the 'u' of cunt."

hey! progress!  of course, we both busted out laughing at how it sounded as ordinary as if I'd said the U of Kentucky.  I dunno ... imagine if we all could just simply say what we wanted to say... .

thanks to the photographer (who chooses to be Anonymous the Chicken) for asking for this photo while on a camping trip.  the best backdrop we had was the tailgate of a pickup.

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