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grapes need improved underwear



where do new chairs come from?



whoa, quite a bit of wear there!

now, wait a few weeks (months?) and there should be some little chairs running ... er, standing around.

g-rated truck sex #2

always wondered where little trucks came from, didn't you?

they came back the next day and parked the same way.  I think they're having an affair.

more action in this first shot - I saw the guy actually walking between the trucks carrying stuff.

vacuum cleaners don't grow on trees

sexGrated-01.jpg introducing my new category: g-rated sex

sex is happening everywhere around us in plain daylight with no brouhaha. like sex between the UPS trucks I posted earlier.

here's one I found during a visit to a friend's apartment.  so this is where mini vacs come from!  now I wonder if I've been disrupting their reproductive cycle by emptying the bags.

wanna contribute?  send me a link to a pic you've posted.

sex in the middle of the road

I sooo wish I'd had my camera with me recently.  I was in the Mission around Valencia and 18th and I saw sex happening right in the middle of the street!  you know how that street has this pseudo parking lane right down the middle?  I have yet to figure that out except that I often see cars parked there.  well, this night two big brown UPS trucks were parked back to back almost touching!  AND packages were moving from one into the other!!

I wrote to Allan over at missionmission 'cause it was too funny.  then I apologized for being so entertained by the benign.

and his response was even funnier:

"Oh don't  get me started on the benign. I saw a Cup 'o Noodles balanced on top of a fire hydrant the other night -- took pictures from three different angles because it tickled me so."

I see he's posted it here and is more on top of his blog at the moment than I.

then I wondered - who put the noodles there? did they do it on purpose? if so, what was it? to give Allan something to photograph and a chuckle and a way through another few minutes of his life? did they watch him? or were they ducking into a cab with their friends and the cabbie said no to noodles...

reminds me of a number of pics I've taken of things my roommates have done over the years. I title them "Life with ___" ... whoever. they know who they are. like N - one morning I was greeted in the kitchen by a glob of peanut butter. balanced on the edge of the silverware drawer. underneath the countertop bullnose tile. I hadn't heard any wild flinging sounds during the nite.

But back to the UPS trucks. I bet the UPS people have a word for that. they must plan those rendezvouz, don't ya think? and how do they talk about it? hey ... uh ... Jack ... we ... uh ... gotta go do that thing with our vans ... at 7 tonite ... in the middle of Valencia ... .

nooo, they Must have a word for it. What Is It? does anyone work at one of these places or have a relative they can ask? now I'm really curious but I've spooked enough people with my doily art - I'm gonna let someone else go this time. let me know what you find out.

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