While viewing the Golden Tampon Award:
He1: Can you imagine having to use those things?
He2: Yeah man, do we have it easy.
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In order to exit this reception, each viewer had to answer 2 out of 3 questions correctly. Do you know the answers?
1. Is ejaculate gross or is it art?
2. What really actually constitutes the vulva, the whole vulva, and nothing but the vulva?
3. Was Jesus actually endowed?
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Gee, there are genitalia swaying in the breezes everywhere here and these two are talking so seriously. About What?! Oh, that's me with my roommate discussing whose turn it is to take the garbage out.
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If his dick were at slightly more of an angle ...
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Men-To the wall and read. NOW! Women-Circle in the middle and talk!
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Hooray for you! Tons of press, tons of great artwork, and lots of people to enjoy it. None of it would have been possible without your vision and hard work.